Hipster

Most likely named Ryan. Someone who is always chirping, drinks out of mason jars, his whole identity is based around skating or surfing because it is "So rad dude. The man can't define me."

Watch me kickflip while drinking out of my mason jar. I'm so hipster!

by TheSurfBroski January 19, 2023

hipster roadie

Someone who rides a road bike wearing board shorts and flip flops.

Oh look, Jamie thinks he’s hipster roadie. If only he hadn’t admitted to owning the road bike in the first place. He’s no longer a pure MTBr.

by EGS007 January 29, 2023

hipster boycott

When you boycott a product or service you were never buying to begin with.

John says he's boycotting Starbucks because of their price increases, but he never went there before. A real hipster boycott

by tdbmachine November 8, 2023

hipster

an individual who defines themself by what they're not instead of who they are

that hipster is so afraid to just live that they reject everything and act like they're better for it

by ihrindaria April 11, 2023

Hipster

1. Straight men who mimic the look and style of the gay bear community, and believes every beer is meant to be hoppy.

I thought I was in a gay bar, but then I realized it was just a hipster hang out.

by TDSOR October 6, 2021

Hipster Cutthroat

Someone who was listening to dubstep before most of you were wearing diapers, alright...which means before you were born! (You like that, don’t you?)

Even this hipster cutthroat’s eyebrows are black..you see, he had his Aunt put it on...makeup. He was listening to dubstep before most of you were wearing...etc.

by I’m Your Huckleberry June 12, 2021

Hipster

Hipsters are people that use slang to make themselves feel unique. They dress weirdly and talk even weirder.

hipster 1: dude that's sick dog
hipster 2: that dog done be sick dough

by nitwit.com October 1, 2022