brock-hard

The state of experiencing an intense, almost painful erection induced by the sight of Brock Lesnar approaching a wrestling ring.

Dude, Bitcoin just jumped 23% today. I'm so brock-hard right now

by Alex Keaton November 11, 2017

hard bage

non-recyclable garbage -refuse that recylers don't want/won't take for various reasons (like 'hardware' or 'software' in garbage language)

i keep one can for hard bage, and one for soft

time to de-bage (take out "trash") wheres' my hard bage can?

got me lots of hard bage

by michael foolsley December 19, 2009

Hard Mandate

A completely made up term with no real power. Used by a shady private EMS employer to scare employees into compliance when extra personnel are needed on the road.

Man, scheduling called me in the middle of the day to try to hard mandate me. They know I work nights.

by LizardSlinger October 27, 2020

try-hard

When a person gives it his all but ends up hitting the ceiling

That try-hard plays 6 hours of video games a day and still has a really low kd ratio

by Dubiks January 11, 2019

Try Hard

A person who tries absolutely hard to impress an ugly girl

Jasper Pruessner has been a try hard ever since he cut his hair

by Poseidon's Mate Since 2017 March 8, 2017

Hard bods

Coins with a monetary value. Nickels, pennies, quarters, dimes, foreign coins, etc. "Hard" currency.

I got so many hard bods to use at the vending machine today.

by turtlehunter April 16, 2010

Hard poo

A rock solid poo

That was a hard poo

by Tandoori night lover March 30, 2020