Friend Pruning

The act of removing multiple friends on one's friend list on social networking sites such as facebook and myspace

Why does Susan have less friends than usual on facebook?
Probably just doing a routine friend pruning on the people she doesn't like.

by Ben Fong March 3, 2010

Friend Hierarchy

When someone has lots of friends, they'll be a hierarchy going from bestie to last resort friend. The higher up you on the hierarchy the more events you'll be invited to secrets you'll be told.

Jess: Hey did Nat invite you to her birthday party?

Brenda: Nope, she told me I'm not high enough on the friend hierarchy. She's only inviting besties and close friends.

Brad: Shit did you hear Dan's engaged!
Carl:Yeah, can't believe he got his girlfriend pregnant!
Brad:Wait what?
Carl:Shit I wasn't supposed to tell you that, you're too low on the friend hierarchy.

Tim:Hey I heard you booked an escape room, can I come?
Kath: I'm sorry but there's very few spaces, only those at the top of the friend hierarchy are coming.

Tim: Ah ok, fair enough.

by mrperson123 August 25, 2017

garfield and friends

A kid's show on cbs that aired from 1988-1994 about Garfield and Odie

Garfield and Friends was one of the best cartoons

by poohriocartoonfan1 March 5, 2015

Eskimo Friend

A person who has shagged someone you have shagged.

Hello, current wife. I am ex-wife, your Eskimo Friend.

by Azenath67 May 17, 2018

friends with tension

Friends with sexual tension. Right person wrong time.

"I guess we will have to remain friends with tension since we are both in commited relationships."

by TheTexican June 5, 2014

Friend Pirate

An individual who has mastered the art of stealing the friends of others, specifically ex-girlfriends, through a complex issuance of charm, generosity, flirtation, and guile.

Ever since Shaniqua and Doug broke up all her friends want to kick w/ him.... he's a total friend pirate!

by Foster G August 29, 2009

friends cleanse

The act of getting rid of a friend (be they virtual or actual) by deleting him/her from your life. This is usually achieved by removing said friend from either your virtual life (MySpace, Facebook, LiveJournal, etc.) or your actual life (Don't return calls or texts, ignore/delay emails, etc.) Basically a Friends Cleanse means 'eh, I don't want to deal with you anymore'.

Damn. I had like close to 130 people on my MySpace... but I had to do a Friends Cleanse. Too many people were posting bulletins and shit I wasn't even interested in.

Dude... I'm getting way too many calls/texts from XXX. Time for a mobile phone Friends Cleanse.

by shelik May 27, 2008