first-middle

The way a mother addresses her child when they are misbehaving.

I can't believe Adrian Michael got first-middled by his mom on Vine.

by waizawa June 11, 2021

Osama Bin "Angie" Laden: The First Juvenile Release 《🍭 》...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Osama Bin "Angie" Laden: The First Juvenile Release 《🍭 》...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025

Quail; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Quail; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025

First Monday

1) The day before work day.

2) The day people start thinking about work.

Bob- "Are you almost done with your project?"
Bob- "Cause, there's a crazy party at Tom's place on Saturday."
Tim- "Pretty much done, won't have to worry about it till first monday. I'll be there."

by Usermin May 26, 2012

double-first great-cousin-nibling

Child of their maternal first cousin’s child with the paternal first cousin’s child or double-first cousin’s grandchild.

My double-first great-cousin-nibling is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

vice-first

The precursor or penultimate before first

"What's that one that isn't first? You know, like vice-first."

by spamfrag May 30, 2018

Working Man’s First Class

When you are on an empty airplane and get an entire row to yourself.

The flight from Vegas to Chicago was half empty so I was upgraded to Working Man’s First Class. I got to spread out in the whole row by myself!

by ernmoran February 01, 2025