feel test

The test a woman or man gives a new guy to see how much dick they are packing before you decide to give them a chance to fuck. To conduct the test, you have to feel the man’s dick through his pants and get it hard so you can then measure it via how much of your hand it takes up.

I did a feel test on the new dude I’m talking to the and he’s got enough dick for me to fuck him.

by PrincessofBwoodNY March 20, 2024

Feels

An abbreviation, if you will. Used in place of ‘Do you follow?’ or ‘Do you feel me?’; to obtain agreement when interacting with friends or to get confirmation that someone understood you.

1. Let’s go to the gym first and then hit the pool afterwards, you feels?
2. Let’s just Uber to the airport to avoid paying for long-term parking, feels?

by Marvin’s Room August 5, 2018

feelings cap

when a girl try’s to say she doesn’t like a guy when it’s clearly obvious

Ex: Bro today I heard maddy try to say she doesn’t like luke, that’s such a cap. (feelings cap)

by Franxzy October 15, 2019

He Feels Bad

So I take it out
Every chance I get
Left to be so mean
Still it's sane and so sympathetic

Want to feel bad
But you can't say no

It's no cause at all
It comes down to you and
Who bleeds who?

Just past the day
Pleasant leaves you
Comes to you the same way
Passed on

Every day's the last day
No one sees you
Walk the part to stay
Not you

Judge yourself again
Age is no excuse
Hard to find a way to
Close my eyes, call it back and shoot

He Feels Bad

by WorseThanHitler December 8, 2020

thoughts feelings emotions

The best way to ask for someone’s opinions

1: *details of plan full of hi-jinx and slaying* so thoughts Feelings Emotions
2: yes

by Jeff Twinkles September 20, 2023

Vagina feelings

Vagina feelings are the ultimate horniness of a woman. She isn’t sure whether she has real feelings for someone or is just horny. It’s basically like having an invisible boner.

„I‘m not sure if I like him/her/... or it’s just my vagina feelings“

by Jules92 June 5, 2019

I feel a bubble coming on

I have to fart.

Uh-oh, I feel a bubble coming on....FART! Excuse me!

by blockout February 20, 2021