family

something you don't have.
father: left for the milk
mother: too fat to fit on this planet, can make things appear from thin air
step bro/uncle: sussy bakas
siblings: worst form of humans to ever be paired up

person: aww, what a cute child! where is your family?
orphanage manager: ._.

by k1dn4m3df1ng3r December 29, 2022

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washing the families dirty laundry without asking first

My family and sorority

Those bitches are washing the families dirty laundry without asking first

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

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Musso Family

The family of italians, mostly well known for having a nonna that cooks better then gordan ramsey.

This nonna can cook basically anything you ask for, the best part of this nonna is she gives you 100$ for your birthday.

The musso family are very likeable people, some people wish to have a musso family member as there friends.

The italian family are also known for a certain child in the family with a massive head. it’s not hard to miss it.

person 1: “im from the musso family”

person 2: “do you want to be friends?”

by skskskksk12 August 26, 2019

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Family milkshake

When you find out your partner is cheating so you go give all his male friends a blow job, save the outcome in a bottle, and give him a big mouthful of his friends.

Harrison cheated on me so I took him out for a family milkshake!

by Pettysweetness July 20, 2023

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Soccer is once per turn neurotical psychosomatic game because the Abreus And Durans family lineage and line are the following symbols: 《¤》.

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Person 343: Soccer is once per turn neurotical psychosomatic game because the Abreus And Durans family lineage and line are the following symbols: 《¤》.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

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