facebook easy

the quality of accepting friend requests from virtually anyone who sends one, regardless of whether the person accepting knows the requestor to any extent whatsoever
Josie just accepted a friend request from someone she doesn't even know for the fifth time this week. She's so facebook easy.
by viridicyana November 29, 2009
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facebook jinks

You and another person type the same thing at the same time on someones wall, status message, photo, note, or any other place you could make a comment.
joe blow's status message -

joe blow is kissing his girls happy spot

josh:(7:03pm) yeah right we all know you're gay
John:(7:03pm) yeah right we all know you're gay

the above is a facebook jinks at which point normal jinks rules apply.
by Josh Curtis October 15, 2009
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Facebook groupie

A person --other than a family member, significant other, or spouse--who always and consistently comments or likes another friend's facebook activity. The facebook groupie consistently engages and interacts with his/her idol on FB and his or her idol's pictures, comments, and other FB activity. Often the facebook groupie is the first to comment on a person's status update.
He comments on every on my every post. He is my facebook groupie; or

She obviously likes him, because she comments on his every picture or post. She is one of his facebook groupies.
by Tnette February 7, 2012
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Facebook Fondle

When someone who knows you are in a relationship, posts a flirty message publicly on your wall in an effort to piss your significant other off.
"Wow dude, she knows that you're happily married to Dee, yet she stills posts those overzealous greetings on your wall."

"Yeah if she tries to Facebook fondle one more time, Dee will kill her!"
by The bigjoe December 7, 2009
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Facebook Tumbleweed

The awkward emotion felt by onlooker, when someone writes what they think to be an amusing or exciting facebook update, and no one responds.
Cindy - 'Comment on this post and I will write you a lovely message!'
..........
..........
..........

no response....

Everyone else who saw this - 'Wow! that was some serious Facebook Tumbleweed!'
by bonnieisarabbit July 12, 2011
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Facebook Procrastinating

when you have some important paper, homework,event, or something else important to do but in stead you go on facebook posting about what you have to do and or start chatting with other people for hours
John: hey did you finish your term paper?

Sam: No dude I was Facebook Procrastinating, Didnt you see my post on facebook last night
by Jason1228 September 30, 2010
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Facebook Left

When you click on the first picture on someone's profile and hit the left arrow to see what the person looked like when they first got a Facebook profile
"Yo that chick is so hot! Take a Facebook Left to see what she looked like in high school!"
by Abdullah Fata'ai August 24, 2012
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