facebook jinks

You and another person type the same thing at the same time on someones wall, status message, photo, note, or any other place you could make a comment.

joe blow's status message -

joe blow is kissing his girls happy spot

josh:(7:03pm) yeah right we all know you're gay
John:(7:03pm) yeah right we all know you're gay

the above is a facebook jinks at which point normal jinks rules apply.

by Josh Curtis October 15, 2009

Facebook Sponge

A person who has a Facebook account but rarely ever posts anything about themselves, but is constantly tagged in photos, makes comments, likes posts, has tons of wall posts from friends, thus showing they use the site on the regular basis, but simply read others posts to see what is going on in others lives only to say to you face to face "Oh yeah, I saw that on your Facebook"

Shannon: I can't stand Amy. she has a Facebook but never post anything about herself on Facebook, but when I see her she says "Oh yeah I saw that on Facebook"

Mike: Yeah she is a Facebook Sponge

by JohnnyFleekins July 27, 2010

Facebook Mom

Really dry humor usually something to do with minions or millenials

Your such a facebook mom

by Gennregon June 24, 2021

facebook pergatory

when you or someone sits in the awaiting friend confirmation section of the facebook for an extended period of time.

I don't really like the guy so he's been in facebook pergatory for the last 8 months.

by Mirkman November 16, 2010

facebook narcissist

someone who thinks every time you post or update your status on facebook, it is about him/her.

Steve is a facebook narcissist because every time I update my status on facebook, he believes I am talking about or to him.

by DeterTX June 15, 2011

facebook hiding

The act of recieving a chat from a person you do not wish to talk to, and then deciding to stay online (unlike offline race), but not do anything that they would see that would show them that you are online (e.g. states updates, comments, etc.). This nifty maneuver is done in hopes that the person chatting you will think that you left facebook up on your computer.

She won't stop chatting me; however, this time I used the facebook hiding tactic and it worked wonderfully.

by pooplamp13 September 12, 2011

Facebook Procrastinating

when you have some important paper, homework,event, or something else important to do but in stead you go on facebook posting about what you have to do and or start chatting with other people for hours

John: hey did you finish your term paper?

Sam: No dude I was Facebook Procrastinating, Didnt you see my post on facebook last night

by Jason1228 September 30, 2010