chernobyl face

a person who has a jacked up face because it looks like they went through chernobyl and there face became distorted by all the nuclear power plant debris

Austins face is so jack hideous, definitely a chernobyl face.

by pkchlojob January 22, 2014

Con-facing

Active facial expressions that mask your true intentions.

Con-facing-Using your facial expressions to steer the external world away from your true intentions

by Jktofunny November 19, 2022

titty face

when someones face looks like a boob.

Girl- " His nose looks like a nipple! '

Girl's Friend- " His mustache looks like hair around the boob! "

Together- " TITTY FACE!! "

by i luh yo titty face bitch. May 2, 2012

Face Panini

A Face panini is an act of intimacy, in which a male or female performs oral sex on a female; the female then rolls to the side, and squeezes their face with her thighs.

Hey Brad, why is your face so read?

“Before we started our lovemaking, Debby gave me a face panini”

by Tacocat1980 April 24, 2022

face trumpet

When your eating a bitch out and she quiefs in your face

This one time at band camp, I was eating out this Disney loving whore and she face trumpeted all over my face.

by IrishHandGranade February 7, 2014

face labia

The lips on a humans face that resembles the labia on a vagina

Ever since botox her face labia have sure been swollen...

by LemmeF1ndOut March 7, 2021

Foul In The Face

Very ugly; used to describe someone whose face is unpleasant to look at

Eww! Did you see him?
Yeah! He's foul in the face!

by JRizz-George August 1, 2011