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Fuck the Duck 

Fuck the Duck or Fucking the duck is the act of being lazy. You are supposed to be doing something but instead you're "fucking the duck". If you are being really lazy it's called Fucking the Royal Duck.
"I thought Bill was going to help clean up theses leaves?" "No, he went to go fuck the duck."

"Hey, where's the cook? I have an order up, 2 cheeseburger specials!!" "he's out back fucking the royal duck".
Fuck the Duck by dirtykurty September 7, 2010
Related Words
1) sarcastic reply towards a frustrating situation

2) sexual demand for harder or deeper penetration.
1) Random dude: I should've stopped after the first cum so I wouldn't be stuck in this traffic jam. Fuck me.

2) Boyfriend:*quickly thrusts tip in and out* Me:"Stop being such a little bitch and just fuck me"
Fuck me by RollABowl December 24, 2014

Fuck Buddy Syndrome 

The feelings of intimate, romantic attachment and closeness at least one of the two fuck buddies tend to usually develop.
Bob: Did you hear? Jafaar and Jasmine are fuck buddies now!
Obama: Yeah, I did! The lucky bastard, Jasmine is a fine piece of ass. Whatever, it won't last. Jasmine'll fuck anything that moves and Jafaar is way too clingy. He'll get Fuck Buddy Syndrome soon enough and she'll kick his ass the curb.
Bob: Too true. I hope Jafaar doesn't have any STDs because I'm planning on being next in line.

fuck that action 

When nope and fuck that shit just doesn't work. Mainly used when a situation so fucked up happens that you want to exit the scene so fast and do nothing but curse it's existence and generations before it.
" A bunch of robbers just burst into the bank a couple of minutes ago dude, and started yelling and shit! Luckily I was right next to the exit door, so I ran out like, fuck that action!"

"Fuck that action, fuck everything that came before that action, and most importantly fuck whatever birthed that action."
fuck that action by theseven September 6, 2014

Fuck the Canadians Day 

On December 18th it's the national Fuck the Canadians Day where you can harass the Canadians freely and there is nothing they can do about it.
Mike: Hey bro do you know what day it is ?
Kevin: Yeah December 18th, Fuck the Canadians Day.

fuck you saph 

what angels says to saph when she gets him on roblox
angel: *tags saph* "yeah, fuck you saph!"

saph: *tags angel*

angel: "FUCK YOU SAPH!"
fuck you saph by lolllllll62726 October 8, 2023