by Evan Hua November 21, 2021
Get the Evanmug. A formal ruling that anyone who yaps more than ninja talks about his low taper fade in Evan’s vicinity must pay a tax.
“You must now pay the Evan-tax for yapping more than ninja talks about his low taper fade. You are a generational yapper.”
by Evan-tax March 26, 2024
Get the Evan-taxmug. A word to describe an annoying boy. An Evan makes random sounds that annoys everyone during class. Evans are usually gay and somehow the most popular boy in the school.
An Evan: gagagagaga hehe uwu SUSSY BAKA *moan* ur mom hahaha *burp*
Everyone: Evan is so cool
a normal person: * peep*
Everyone: ew ur so weird
Everyone: Evan is so cool
a normal person: * peep*
Everyone: ew ur so weird
by sexydhephiana May 31, 2022
Get the Evanmug. A handsome, tall, strong, muscular and good looking guy. Sweet as hell when you get to know him and will care for you. He will never let go of you and hearing your words will brighten his day. He has a big dick, packin about 7+ inches.
Girl 1: Do you see that guy over there? Look at how cute he is
Girl 2: He is so handsome i know, his girlfriend must be so lucky.
Girl 3: He kind of looks like an Evan, he is very handsome.
Girl 2: He is so handsome i know, his girlfriend must be so lucky.
Girl 3: He kind of looks like an Evan, he is very handsome.
by S_istheloml March 30, 2024
Get the Evanmug. Drives a slow ass beat to shit 7.3 has a black womens ass makes fun of everyone to make him feel better about him self says he can get any girl but has been daiting the same girl his whole life also like to get his fudge packed by mandingo
Evan is gay
by Gunitgod December 3, 2018
Get the Evanmug. Someone who is always willing to make you smile and laugh. He will always be sure your day is going good or will get better. Evan will always pay for you no matter what you do. He will make you feel like the most pretty person in the world even though he already is. I love you oranges
by evica November 5, 2019
Get the Evanmug. by rhyla October 5, 2022
Get the Evan Donohuemug.