Premium dong

To have a male appendage of outstanding amount and balance. 8-17 inches is considered premium. Anything under you should be ashamed

My PREMIUM DONG didn't fit into the outlet

by Why you need my name June 19, 2019

Dong Ha

Everyone has to meet a Dong Ha at least once in his/her life. Dong Ha is one gay motherfucker. He is the tiniest and most gay piece of shit you will ever meet. He has a nice six pack where you snort a line of cocaine on.

Lmao jk Dong Ha it’s ya boi Concha

by Pussydestroyerconcha November 09, 2018

Dong gu

The aftermath of a night out by the trifecta of gentlemen having an cuckold night amongst themselves

Dustbin left some Dong gu in J dogs beard, allowing Destroy to lap it up..

by Doogle73s November 09, 2020

Cow Dong

Cow penis ,

Did you see that cow dong draging the ground

by TEAMKINGRACING May 16, 2018

Dong and Ditch

Provide the long dong and then ditching that bi*tch off your long shlong.

Once my dong starts to itch, I know it’s time to dong and ditch.

by Under rated March 01, 2021

dong fondeler

A person who touches men in weird ways.

Peter: Hey Jack, stop touching my dick,
Jack: Sorry I can't help it, I'm a dong fondeler

by The Coffin Maker December 29, 2015

Arf's Dong

Originally thought to have been a conjoined twin at birth, Arf's Dong is so large that it is typically used to describe how big or small something is in relation to his unit. Experts state that whenever an erection is formed his heartrate increases roughly ~300% in order to compensate for the blood loss in his brain as well as maintain his throbbing member.

Wow! Did you see that giant pile of elephant shit?
YEAH! It was almost as big as Arf's Dong!

or

I'm not so sure it would fit.. Sure it will. If Arf's Dong could fit, anything can!

by RareMojo September 21, 2021