dick gnats

Obnoxious gnats that swarm around a male dog's dick during the warmer months. Entomologists theorize they are attracted to the salt contained in the piss crystals matted in the dog's dick fur.

You reckon the reason dogs lick their dicks is to get the dick gnats off their peter??

by wolfbait51 April 21, 2011

dick eating

when somebody is extra hype about with you're doing, someone is copying off of you

"Keisha went and got those sneakers I got yesterday...She dick eating."

also see: dick eater

by Isatta July 23, 2004

Dick Cheney

The man calling the shots underground while he is kept alive by 10 million dollars worth of machines (paid for by the taxpayers) for the sole purpose of screwing over the world.

Dick Cheney is an evil genius who only looks out for Dick Cheney.

by Dems_Rule February 25, 2004

Dick Breath

A female who is known for sucking so much dick one could say her breath smells like dick. Not to be mistaken for an everyday slut. For a woman to be considered to have dick breath she must be known through the grape vine for performing oral often.

Man 1: Who's Stephanie with now? Is she single?
Man 2: No man she's always with some guy she's got dick breath for life.

by Drooge Alex December 30, 2013

Wispy Dick

1. A take off whiskey dick, this party-centric term describes a member capable of penetrating solid walls and objects, including dry-wall and sheet steel. The catch is that only ghosts have them.

2. It can also describe a member exceptionally graceful in its ease of penetration, specifically those with foreskin intact.

1. Caspar - Oh shit guys, I think I got wispy dick. My gf is gonna be so mad.
Karl - Who cares dude, you can put that shit into anything! Wispy dick rocks.

2. Kelli - Caspar's wispy dick is so full of pleasure!
Jenny - Of course girl, it's how nature intended! The glide mechanism provides for ample lubrication and easy access to the g-spot. It's an overall wispy sensation.

by Leonard Klaus January 8, 2009

dick out hole

in the sport of golf, when you fail to drive the ball past the women's tee, you must play the rest of that hole with your dick hanging out.

yes honey i had a good time today, but i did have to play one dick out hole.

by dick January 11, 2004

Captain Whiskey Dick

when you have a bit much to drink and you can't get it up, Captain Whiskey Dick comes for a visit. The Captain often comes at the worst times possible, like when you got a hot chic in your bed.

So this chic was DTF and was naked in my bed when Captain Whiskey Dick came to visit. He didn't leave all night I was screwed!

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by HardKnightMan November 10, 2010