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Dick discipline

The act of men not engaging in sexual activities even when the opportunity is there.
'She undressed herself and tried to seduce me. My dick discipline was strong and I walked away.'
by rsndomuserr November 6, 2022
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Lucky Dick

A state of existence whereby a male that is able to get laid and score pussy with seemingly little to no effort. Really can't explain why or how it happens, it just does.
Roger is the biggest lucky dick I know. That dude is always fuckin some new chick.

I must have had lucky dick last night st the club cause I picked up two sluts and banged em both.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017
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dicks on the wall

An exclamation of surprise or excitement, most often in a positive manner.
Aye bluhd, when me and the guys pulled up to the club and seen all that ass we all screamed ducks on the wall!

When Farouk and the guys found discount coupons to get a fresh wax they had to all say dicks on the wall in unison.

Babüche and Rupal were docking at the club and simultaneously said dicks on the wall when the girls started looking.
by GerthPaul November 24, 2020
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dick crud

In the gym, you can tell which guys have a lot of dick crud, cuz they smell like rotten cheddar. The solution: go wash your fuckin dick once in a while!
by bloke678 August 22, 2009
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Twinkle Dicks

The act of placing emptied twinkies onto two peoples' dicks. The people must then masturbate each other in order to fill up said twinkies. The twinkies can be chosen to eat later.
As a sexual request: "Hey, your cute, want ta go Twinkle Dicks?"

As an insult: "Fuck i died again! Those two guys can go twinkle dicks!"
by Xackattack November 15, 2014
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Dick Job

What someone wants to do to you,when they plan on fucking you over(and they have no intention of being good in any type of way),or it can also mean just getting screwed over in general....Also,it can mean something is just a bunch of BS.
“Man,this job is a total dick job.” “I’m going to fuck over this motherfucker(and not be responsible in any type of way at all).”.....”Look at this traffic,it’s a total dick job.”
by jim6471 April 13, 2021
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Mega Dick

When you've reached a maximum erection and your penis is capable of long-distance ejaculation.
His Mega Dick was beyond any she had ever seen.
by Dr. T-meme February 12, 2017
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