Cumstain of Death

A cumstain that:

1. Lands on a material that you can't get it out of.
2. Is really noticeable
3. Is exceptionably large

"Oh fuck I aimed wrong, and now I have to deal with a cumstain of death"

by Experienced Cumlord July 7, 2023

Death Potato

A really scary white person

Jordan is a Death Potato

by justafuckingpotato August 31, 2016

Death Signal

The signal sent by manufacturing companies to your kill your electronic device shortly after you choose not to purchase an extended warranty for the item

My Mac crashed a week after I decided not to renew my warranty. Apple must have sent the Death Signal.

by HarpDaddy May 10, 2010

Death by Fish

A phrase which can either refer to an embarrassing death or alternatively, a deathly emarrassing incident. Originally created when a cardboard fish was torn up for palettes and someone placed each half of the fish on either side of their body, to make it look like they had just been skewered by a fish.

Example 1
"I hear that joe walked straight into town without any clothes on yesterday."
"Yeah, that was a death by fish!"

Example 2
A guy who was drunk, drove his truck up to a bridge, got some rope out of his boot, tied himself to his truck and jumped off the bridge. The rope riped his legs off and he fell into the river but because he didn't have any legs, he couldn't swim and he drowned.

by skid_mark December 24, 2008

death horn

The feeling of arousal, or an urge to procreate, that you might get when you are so sick you think you might die.

I was lying in bed with man flu and was overwhelmed by the death horn.

by Hatcat October 12, 2016

Death by dumptruck

When badboyhalos dumpy is so big that it kills people

Person 1: Omg did you see bads lore stream?
Person 2: Yeah. It really was a death by dumptruck

by frogelmo April 18, 2021

synonym of death

death

synonym of death is death and boredom

by SUBSCRIBE TO PERIDOT DIOXIDE April 19, 2021