watching Date Movie

smoking weed/being under its influence

Me: Dude, let's go watch Date Movie while watching Date Movie!
Alek: Sounds good.

by sssssc August 15, 2006

date rape face

one who possesses the face of a date rapist.

I can't believe she is marrying him. besides he has date rape face.

by Adrian Hasenfratz August 01, 2008

elite cutoff date

arguments have risen and it’s time to settle it. the last elite year of the 2000’s kids is 2006.

2007 kid: iM EliEtE

real 2000’s kid: sorry, the elite cutoff date actually ends at 2006. :)

by coolperson800 July 12, 2020

Sticky date puddin

Is a term used not only for a desert but also to describe a poofters or womans arsehole after a guy has blown hes load inside his/her arse and the cum oozes out.

My god thats a chunky sticky date puddin Ive lobbed you with there bitch

by Grazmataz Christmas-tree December 02, 2004

Got a date with the health inspector

Someone got raped in prison

Person 1:"Where is Preston?"
Person 2:"He got a date with the health inspector"

by Frixion fred March 18, 2019

Tri-State Pussy Date

Any trip that spans 3 or more states in an effort to obtain a booty call.

Boss - "Why the fuck did you call out of work yesterday?"

Guy - "Sorry bossman, I was driving for 7 hours yesterday to get back from my tri-state pussy date."

by Dangerstache October 06, 2009

Date Raped Yourself

Having a sex-dream and rubbing your dick against the new, clean sheets. Suddenly you shoot your load all over yourself and that sucks...Has happened to every dude, that survived his first thirteen years

Mark: Fuck, I woke up while shooting my sperm all over my self last night

Felix: Shit, you totally date raped yourself...

by PollyPaljetter May 19, 2011