The Dan Clark Effect

A person who refrains from illicit substances before the age of 18. Who then proceeds to full on junky by 25.

Oh mate be careful I think you’re taking part in the Dan Clark Effect

by Lucasbrev September 15, 2023

Dan

A Romanian cave-dwelling troglodyte. Spends an inordinate amount of time preparing an assortment of phallic dishes of strange mystery meats. Favorite hobbies include taking other peoples' inventories, chore-monitoring and stranglebating to midget porn.

Man, everytime I need something from the kitchen, there is a Dan in there doing a bunch of weird shit.

by Pancho Villa69 October 1, 2023

dan’s stag

A chant that all men must participate in when attending the legendary stag of Dan.

Men in unison: “DAN’S STAG”
Other people: “Who the fuck is Dan?”

by Sandwich75 October 7, 2023

Dan Dan

A person who is related to Danny Devito and i love them

Nick: Omg you’re such a Dan Dan

by illvsoni November 25, 2021

Dan's Law

The amount of energy required to not be a piece of shit is equal to the amount of energy required to post this definition.

Why don't people abide by Dan's Law, its really not that hard.

by StatesRightsTater November 30, 2021

Dan

Sexy yung lad, truely is a bonerlicious man.
The ladies love him
But Dj port a fort hates him

#6-3

‘ that dan is so beautiful in that spongebob t-shirt’

by Fuckin gyammon October 16, 2019

dan

aye pimpin man named dan

cause dan have all the ladys looking at him

by dannny boy23 October 18, 2019