Crotch Held Device

Most people would call it a hand held device, I call it a crotch held device.
Please see crothchphones. Crotch held device.
by 1666 February 24, 2018
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Waffle Crotch

Someone who is emotionally and/or sexually confused;
Someone who mistreats fiiiine ladies
fiiiiine Girl 1: Wow that guy is such a d-bag!
fiiiiine Girl 2: Nah he's just a waffle crotch.
by wafflecrotch101 August 31, 2018
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Waffle Crotch

When your stretch jeans start to ripple or “waffle” in the areas that are continually stretched ie. the crotch and the knees.
His jeans have got serious waffle crotch going on
by Zombie mother 1884 November 26, 2018
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Someone who plays with a penis while also guzzling crotch, male or female

Insult for a slut bag hoe whore that wants your man
Stay away from my man you fucking penis twaddling crotch guzzler!
by Illuisan May 04, 2018
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crotch burrito

Usually a Mexican penis. Can also describe a penis of any race.
Man, Carlos has a huge crotch burrito!
by queinteresante September 05, 2011
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Crotch trophy

Crotch trophy or trophies are the product of a woman who doesnt want the father involved in their childs life. Making them a trophy to said woman. Just using the father for child support and moving onto another man to try and collect another crotch trophy. This continues until said woman can no longer have children or no one will sleep with her.
Brittany is showing off pictures of her new crotch trophy.
That bitch has so many crotch trophies, I lost count of her baby daddys.
by Irish87blaze November 17, 2018
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Crotch slinger

A subpar avid Only Fans user with ~50 followers on the gram that sling shots her pussy and/or his dong to anyone who accepts it. Think of a freshman in college, a two bit or most notably a 2021 prostitute.
Look at this crotch slinger going after anyone that’ll take it. That two bit is always crotch slinging!
by crotchdong October 30, 2021
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