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Dutch Bumper

When a lady sits her puss on a man’s anus while he’s ripping ass; causing vibrations, and leading to her cumming uncontrollably into his hole and making a stanky pie.
My girl made us beans for the third time this week. I think she’s fixin’ for another Dutch Bumper. But I still think I can feel some goop in my bum from last time, so I think I’m gonna pass.
by sci-isms June 11, 2023
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Donut Bumper

A lesbian. The term refers to the sex position scissoring (✂️) in which two girls rub their pussies together to orgasm. Donut = Vagina

Bumper = Bumping donuts together.
Lizzy is a slutty donut bumper, she scissored 21 girls at a nightclub!
by imsokoolllll October 22, 2023
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drive-by bumper

Any inconsiderate asshole or bitch who "bumps" their stereo while driving by, waking you from a deep sleep, and pisses you off.
Jack: "Why are you so bitchy today?"

Jane: "I got woken up at 4:30 this morning by a drive-by bumper. Some people are so rude!"
by T0nk5_McD3an November 27, 2009
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humpin and bumpin

When a girl or guy that has a boyfriend/girlfriend and has sexual intercourse with another girl/guy, or when they don't have a boyfriend/girlfriend and they just have sexual intercourse with a person without a label.
"he's humpin and bumpin with someone else!"
":o"

"those people are humpin and bumpin"
"they're not even dating, though?
by 0001122 February 19, 2011
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you on my bumper

"You on my bumper" basically means, "Get off my back"
(Student to teacher who is directing the student to work), "Ms. Jackson, you on my bumper!"
by AshleyE October 20, 2013
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milk dud bumping

When a man repeatedly hits poop as he is inserting his penis into another man's asshole
Bill asked Todd if they could do some milk dud bumping later because he enjoys it immensely.
by Shonte Jr. July 6, 2014
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The Jesus Bump

Noun

1. Euphemism for awkward Christian sex.

2. Christian dry humping

3. Mormon anal sex

4. A dance move done by Christians in which they spread their arms out to the side to look like Jesus on the cross. Then with feet together hop to the beat of music with knees barely bending. Palms facing forward.

Verb

-ed, ing

The act of doing any of the above
Dude, that Mormon girl; she's totally down for the Jesus Bump.

Yea, man, she was so uptight. But she let me Jesus Bump that.

Man, that Baptist girl was a freak. We did the Jesus bump and soaking.
by Undercommons September 3, 2014
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