bum titties

Fat chicks with tits on their back - also known as 'Back Titties'. Female equivilant of love handles but higher up.

ooooooohhhh that fat bitch has some big ass bum titties! She must have gotten implants whilst lying down on her front! what a cunt!

by Robert J. Melrose September 4, 2003

Bum Jigger

A homosexual, some one who fishes in bums

"That Brain is a bum jigger"
"You bum jigger, get out!"

by AH-EL October 26, 2003

crum bum

A person who cannot for the life of them clear crumbs off their bed. So they sit on it, and flatten the crumbs out and until the crumbs keep collecting. Eventually Stay away from this person at all costs.

Danngg, that girl Mareyeen is a Crum bum, all she do is sit on her bed flattening crumbs.

by Cheecheez September 13, 2010

Bum Rush

To get beaten up by a group of lowlifes, or bums.

Damn, I got bum rushed by a bunch of hillbillies last night.

by Spoogie McSpooge August 14, 2003

Bum Wee

Based on an anal explosion during the civil war in 1386, Capt. Donald Rumkinson of the 3rd dragoons lost ten of his best infantry men to bum wee when they were caught short and shot by the enemy whilst their rear ends were exposed. It is basically pissing from the arse and can strike at anytime, but is usual after a heavy night of booze, boot and greasy food.

He had bum wee and lost his lunch

by Chris and Stan September 22, 2004

Bum fluff

Ah you're all wrong it aint on your arse it's on your face....god

hey you might wanna shave that bum fluff

by MaHe November 27, 2003

Poker bum

An intense feeling of pain in the anus which is experienced randomly and causes the victim to act in a strange fashion as if they have just been poked with a sharp stick or 'poker'.

"arrrrrggghhhh f*** i've got poker bum!"

by flannelex January 1, 2010