Fat chicks with tits on their back - also known as 'Back Titties'. Female equivilant of love handles but higher up.
ooooooohhhh that fat bitch has some big ass bum titties! She must have gotten implants whilst lying down on her front! what a cunt!
by Robert J. Melrose September 04, 2003
by AH-EL October 26, 2003
A person who cannot for the life of them clear crumbs off their bed. So they sit on it, and flatten the crumbs out and until the crumbs keep collecting. Eventually Stay away from this person at all costs.
by Cheecheez September 13, 2010
by Spoogie McSpooge August 14, 2003
Based on an anal explosion during the civil war in 1386, Capt. Donald Rumkinson of the 3rd dragoons lost ten of his best infantry men to bum wee when they were caught short and shot by the enemy whilst their rear ends were exposed. It is basically pissing from the arse and can strike at anytime, but is usual after a heavy night of booze, boot and greasy food.
by Chris and Stan September 22, 2004
by MaHe November 27, 2003
An intense feeling of pain in the anus which is experienced randomly and causes the victim to act in a strange fashion as if they have just been poked with a sharp stick or 'poker'.
by flannelex January 01, 2010