A tiny male species that has a lack of ligaments on his hand and feet. Usually this species has a love of rapping/singing in xbox parties just to torment his friends, making them want to commit mass genocide.
by Bubba Gollan September 16, 2021
Get the Brandon Hoffman mug.A sporty, dumb guy who everyone was in love with at some point. Sometimes he's funny, he hangs around the weirdest people and has nicknames for almost everyone. Overall, he's stupid.
by men_hot. March 15, 2023
Get the Brandon mug.Brandon is fucking stupid and an idiot
“brandon is fucking stupid and an idiot”
by fart poop fart poo February 2, 2020
Get the Brandon mug.He's a guy that loves his girlfriend and had a 30cm penis, he is probably
T-Bagging your girlfriend right now with his glorious balls, he has humor and can make girls laugh, brandons seem to be shorter than the rest but can still kick some ass if he wants to!
Brandons are all a Mr.Stealyourgirl
He is often doing something illegal with friends and gets into trouble.
the most important thing in his life are his girlfriend, friends and family.
T-Bagging your girlfriend right now with his glorious balls, he has humor and can make girls laugh, brandons seem to be shorter than the rest but can still kick some ass if he wants to!
Brandons are all a Mr.Stealyourgirl
He is often doing something illegal with friends and gets into trouble.
the most important thing in his life are his girlfriend, friends and family.
I wished i was like Brandon... he gets all the girls...
i want to be like Brandon, he beats up everybody!
i want to be like Brandon, he beats up everybody!
by ☢︎︎☢︎︎☢︎︎☢︎︎☢︎︎☢︎︎☢︎︎☢︎︎☢︎︎☢︎︎ January 1, 2022
Get the Brandon mug.Brandon is the type of guy that will make you nervous no matter how long you’ve known him. He’s the most beautiful person. His eyes are so beautiful and easily to fall in love with. He’s such a loyal person that will always put you first if he cares about you. He will love you like no other and will go out of his way to make you feel special. He has a great heart and good personality. He’s sweet and loving. A very respectful man that will always protect who he loves. His presence will always bring joy and happiness. Beyond lucky to have a person like Brandon.
by luv.u-mp <3 November 25, 2021
Get the Brandon Fajardo mug.he has a giga cock that is bigger without a boner than Johnny sins dick but when he has a boner he has a boner he has to be carefull or else he will split your whole body into 3 pieces
Where are you
Im at the hospital they just finished putting my body together after that night with Brandon Morales
Im at the hospital they just finished putting my body together after that night with Brandon Morales
by XOTWOD23 March 18, 2022
Get the Brandon Morales mug.by Gstens March 13, 2019
Get the Brandon mug.