cootie bone

a cootie bone is a gay man that wish he had a cootie but he has a bone. (dick)

look at that cootie bone wearing a dress.

by lisat August 25, 2007

Bone Broth

cum, semen, ejaculate.

she sucked me so good and swallowed all of my bone broth

by oymo99 January 20, 2017

pwn bone

getting sexually excited while owning noobs you get a erection.

"i can't play video games naked anymore or people will see my huge pwn bone."

by teh pwnboner August 6, 2009

T-Boned

When you spread a girls legs completely apart and ram your penis into her with the force of a car colliding with another automobile at an intersection.

Last night I was fucking my girl Anna, and I T-Boned the shit out of her. She's not going to be able to walk for days.

by Osirix October 6, 2010

Dragon bone

any object (often unidentifiable) other than food found in Chinese food

Derek was eating his pan fried noodles when he bit into a piece of dragon bone.

by GiantRed December 31, 2009

bone smugglin'

1) Any sexual act (straight, gay or "other") where the penis is temporarily hidden from view within any given orifice.

2) The act of transversing any given area when the bones in question are obscured from view through any means of subterfuge. Considered a felony in some countries.

1) Mmmm baby, time to hide the bone. I'm bone smugglin' baby...

2) Jefe was charged with a felony posession of a firearm and 2 counts of bone smugglin'.

by Chuck Biscuts January 18, 2007

Chicken Boning

Chicken boning is the act of dumping the bones leftover from chicken wings onto someones (friends, neighbors, enemies, strangers) doorstep, and then leaving them there to be discovered in the future.

This prank originated in the North Chicago suburbs.

Person 1: Yo, don't throw the bones away after you're done with your chicken wings.
Person 2: Wtf, why?
Person 1: We're saving them because we're chicken boning someones house after we're done.

by lemonhead2k March 12, 2017