pwn bone

getting sexually excited while owning noobs you get a erection.

"i can't play video games naked anymore or people will see my huge pwn bone."

by teh pwnboner August 6, 2009

cootie bone

a cootie bone is a gay man that wish he had a cootie but he has a bone. (dick)

look at that cootie bone wearing a dress.

by lisat August 25, 2007

Bone Broth

cum, semen, ejaculate.

she sucked me so good and swallowed all of my bone broth

by oymo99 January 20, 2017

T-Boned

When you spread a girls legs completely apart and ram your penis into her with the force of a car colliding with another automobile at an intersection.

Last night I was fucking my girl Anna, and I T-Boned the shit out of her. She's not going to be able to walk for days.

by Osirix October 6, 2010

Dragon bone

any object (often unidentifiable) other than food found in Chinese food

Derek was eating his pan fried noodles when he bit into a piece of dragon bone.

by GiantRed December 31, 2009

bone smugglin'

1) Any sexual act (straight, gay or "other") where the penis is temporarily hidden from view within any given orifice.

2) The act of transversing any given area when the bones in question are obscured from view through any means of subterfuge. Considered a felony in some countries.

1) Mmmm baby, time to hide the bone. I'm bone smugglin' baby...

2) Jefe was charged with a felony posession of a firearm and 2 counts of bone smugglin'.

by Chuck Biscuts January 18, 2007

boned in the back

Similar to being stabbed in the back, except some people like that sort of thing - they just wish they had some prior notice first.

"Man, you really got boned in the back when your girlfriend cheated on you with her best friend."
"Yeah, the least she could've done was videotaped it so I'd have something to watch tonight."

by DrewL October 11, 2007