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cool beans

Origin. Jack and the beanstalk.

Jack, a poor country boy, trades the family cow for a handful of magic beans, which grow into an enormous beanstalk reaching up into the clouds, to which his mother replies “cool beans”
whoa, that massive stalk grew over nightthat’s wild… cool beans
by doctor tj December 4, 2021
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father beans

Half of a baby comes from father beans
by Howboycat December 6, 2021
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Cool Beans

What someone says when they are no longer interested in what you are saying.
Aiden: I went to the Museum of Natural History over Christmas break, and it was awesome!

Joe: Cool beans.
by The Peanut Butter Falcon January 10, 2022
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cheeky beans

a phrase used to express happiness or as a response to a positive statement
Harry: how was your day?
John: my nan died
Harry: cheeky beans
by bigD7117 January 18, 2022
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Cool BEANS

Cool beans but cooler because the beans part is capitalized. <- what people thinks

Sarcastic way of saying cool beans. You don't mean it. Or you don't believe it. <- Real definition
Some dude: When I was two, I could cook pasta.
You: Cool BEANS! I never known you were that smart. And I never knew you could bear extreme heat.

Some dudette: I'm hot.
(The single) You: Cool BEANS! Guess what? I have a boyfriend/girlfriend!
by Weirdo007Agent March 29, 2022
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baby beans

the topmost layer of fat, in between the dermis and the subcutaneous tissue. typically used by people on a strange side of twitter.
"I hit baby beans, guys!"
by armerdilla April 3, 2022
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Nipple Beans

Evidence of domestication throughout Turkey circa 9500 bc led to a traditional incorporation of this versatile legume into middle eastern culture as a culinary staple.

Owing to its obvious physical appearance of a petite areolar, initial naming of the nipple bean was purportedly focused on subduing sexual urgency of Iranian men, who at the time were widely known for a generous slow cooked meat diet, lacking any fibrous input.

This had an immediate impact on teenage frustrations between sexes, complimented by a marked improvement in digestive health.

To promote marital modesty, the nipple bean would later be crushed and prepared as a paste, known today as hummus.
Moe-G: I can’t stand nipple beans in my casserole!

Moe-F: Dont you mean chickpeas?

Moe G: Yes, the beans with the nipple, those ones.
by The phantom tanner May 6, 2022
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