to flap off

1. Female term for masturbation.

2. Equivalent to the male term "jerking off"
3. Pleasuring a woman with your fingers.

1. "My mom walked in on me flapping off."
2. "We didn't have sex, but he flapped me off."
3. "I love to flap off under the shower."

by Dukeofhazzard June 30, 2016

Goffle Off

To talk nonsense

When he spoke, he seemed to goffle off a load of rubbish.
He goffled off BS, it didn't help.

by Flickering State September 30, 2016

Yank off

When you yank off its not as hard as a jerk but it isn't as soft as a wank. Yanking is when you take 2 fingers from each hand and firmly grip them around your cock. Then move your fingers in opposite directions. Congratulations you have successfully yanked off!

Kogut: "Dave have you ever tried to yank off before?"
Dave: "Yes sir. That's shits lush as fuck bro!"
Kogut: "Hell yeah it is. Only takes me 10seconds to cum with that grip!"

by Fresh As Fuck October 6, 2016

Beaking Off

Running your mouth or playing around.

Tyler is beaking off over there. Someone please tell him to put that beak away.

by BigDawg1738 October 10, 2016

Off the Richter

A word used to describe something that was wayy cool or awesome, steller etc....

Hey matt did you see the new batman movie?

Yeah man it was Off the Richter!!!!

by Specialagent009 December 1, 2016

Off to Narnia

When you can't find some(one/thing)so you say it is off to Narnia.

Guy 1: Where's Jon?
Guy 2: He's Off to Narnia.

by bonelesspizza December 13, 2016

bowl off

A competition to see who can smoke the most bowls of weed and not cough first.

Mary Jane and I are going to the club and having a bowl off.

by Its_miller_time April 6, 2016