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Band-aid bitch

A woman you are dating to help you get over the one you just broke up with.
"Has steve been dating wendy?"
"Yeah but he's still not over carly. Wendy is just his band-aid bitch."
by jimmycakes December 2, 2016
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bag of rubber bands

When one indulges in too much anal sex and the resulting trauma to the rectum causes a protrusion of the anus resembling a bag of rubber bands.
Poor Mary can no longer wear short shorts due to her sagging bag of rubber bands.
by Justplainwrong April 6, 2016
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mexican lap band

I lost 30 pounds after I got a Mexican lap band.
by dirtyezzio September 20, 2016
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Marching Band Withdrawal

That feeling you get when marching season is over and you really miss it. You actually have free time now, but at what cost? It's when you really miss late night football games, and contests, and being with your band family 24/7, and sometimes you get so desperate you even miss band camp and all the hours of exhausting rehearsal.

Symptoms include excessive crying, watching past show videos, playing through old show music, and just standing on the marching field for no apparent reason.
Person: Bro, why are you locking yourself in your room with a glass of grape Koolaid and a box of tissues?

Me: Leave me alone, I'm gonna go listen to all my old marching shows and cry.
Person: Dude you're only a sophomore, you still have two more years!

Me: Yeah, it's just marching band withdrawal
by A Sharp Major December 7, 2020
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Steve Miller Band

A (very) long-running rock band active from the mid-1960's to the present. This band has too many amazing songs to count, including "Rock'n Me", "Jet Airliner", and "The Joker".

Steven "Steve" Miller has been the lead singer of the band since its creation, and he is still alive and performing with the band at the age of 77 as of this writing.
The longer the Steve Miller Band remains active, the more impressive and yet funny it gets. It's almost like the name of the band has obligated Steve Miller to live forever. And he's still got it, too!
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 25, 2021
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NASA Brass Band

The rare occurrence where two males engaged in docking are simultaneously being stimulated via the art of tromboning
At the orgy, Pete and John were trying out a new docking technique and two random blokes started tromboning them at the same time! That's a real NASA Brass Band event!
by Tortillera September 30, 2013
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florida band clamp

the act of applying mulitple cock rings to ones ball sack
"What's your Florida band clamp high score"
"Six."
by chicostikk August 31, 2011
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