shower floor

Most commonly visited place of the clumsy.

Damn! Not the shower floor again!

by Lonely Black Heart July 13, 2003

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muppet shower

To Shower with a muppet. To Shower with a person that is extremely hairy. To Misspell Muppet Show.

I took a shower with my husband. He is so hairy, we took a muppet shower

by Lo-G January 3, 2008

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slacker shower

Where a person would spray Axe deodorant all over himself or herself instead of taking a shower or bath, masking the person's body odor with the Axe deodorant.

This bum is taking a slacker shower. He's spraying Axe all over himself. Thing is, he still stinks.

by Genuine Nerd May 18, 2010

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I read this post on facebook this morning by Mbugua Julie: In kenya living in the slum U acquire a sense of humour ''taking a passport shower''-washing face only due to water shortage. An unimaginable situation for me in the U.S.A.

There's not enough water today so I'm going to take a passport shower. (not hot water, just WATER, period.)

by PatS. June 16, 2012

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shower cuddle

A cuddle from someone special (girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife/mother/father) that is essential prior to being able to have a shower. This may be used as a procrastination or stalling tactic.

(Person #1) Have you had a shower yet?
(Person #2) I couldn't shower until you came home. I haven't had my shower cuddle.

by Ego Altered July 27, 2016

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Shower curtain

A needy woman who clings to you because you got her a bit wet.

"I looked at some woman's profile on pof.com and now I get a message from her every fucking day.

She's like a shower curtain. Get it a bit wet and it doesn't leave you alone."

by Rumpleforeskin July 11, 2012

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