Shit in your hand and clap

A phrase that displays disdain, anger or frustration.

Scout from Team Fortress 2: What the hell is you guys' problem?!
Some guy: Shit in your hand and clap.
Scout from Team Fortress 2: But then I'll have shit in TWO hands!

by ChickenBiscuits27 January 23, 2024

Clap Bear

A Koala. Named because Koalas are often erroneously known as Koala Bears, and the high rates of Chlamydia infection, known as "the clap" among wild Koala populations.

Aussie: Koala Chlamydia is a serious crisis!
Floridian: lol clap bears

by Florida_man_on_wild May 07, 2023

Snow Clap

The act of clapping with jizz on your hands

oi lads, you wanna see a snow clap?

by Snow Clapper June 10, 2019

Boomba clap

A boomba clap is when you slap someone twice at the same time on the side of the head.

You: Look over there!
Friend: looks over there.
You: Boomba Clap!
Friend: What was that for?

by DaJackAttax April 29, 2022

Clapped Lisa

A lovely, sexy painting made by Demarcus Cousins The Third (JiDion). It took a million millenniums to forge in the caverns and ravines from the ancient mountaintops of Caucasus.

Person 1:"Yo bro, did you see the Clapped Lisa?"
Person 2:"Yeah man! It was so hot"

by BrolicBlackLover May 06, 2023

nice big clap

nice big clap

Nice big clap

by Debskelly1985 April 08, 2023

Asstral Clapping

When your maiden is far away, waiting for you with her cheeks sticking out missing you and you astral project yourself to her clap her cheeks.

Guy1: "You say, you slept with your girl last night?"
Guyt2: "Yeah."
G2: "...how? She's a province away dude?"
G3: "I gave her an asstral clapping bro"

by Garlic0Bread December 26, 2022