Child

Those invincible little shits in the wasteland that can't die even if you shoot them with a fat man. (unless you has mods) but you can enslave the little fuckers

Child: hey mr you are a asshole.
Evil bastard. THE FUCK YOU SAID TO ME YOU LITTLE BASTARD *fires gun and does nothing*
Evil bastard: the fuck is this bullshit
Child: haha
Evil bastard: *enslaves and sells kid*

by Lazylittlebastard April 13, 2019

Jesse+averee= new child

Averee got prego from daddy jesse 👅 💦

Damn Jesse+averee= new child🤣🤣🤣

by Mark claiminding April 17, 2019

child licking

a terrible crime only done by the most depraved people alive

zozo and kenz love child licking

by zozo loves kenz April 27, 2019

Sproxi Child

The sweetest high schooler who does things like cringe compilations and really cool animations. I love her, and you should too. :))

“I want to be just like Sproxi Child :0”

by kaela.uwu💘 May 22, 2019

Child Lock

A thing that your mean ass parents do to you in the car when you put your head too far outside the fucking window because you sooo fucking dumb that you think your a dog.

tony: Ari get the fuck back in the car

Ari: oh god im sooooooo sorry

child lock

by pornsucks June 6, 2019

childing

the act of being a child

i am childing when i make fun of my dad

by calls08 June 16, 2019

Wisdom child

A child under the age of 12 that has the knowledge and wisdom of memes and trending viralities, some characteristics of a wisdom child are that the child loves memes, wants to raid Area 51, and loves the sandblock building game called Minecraft.

A family moved in the neighborhood today, their son is supposedly a wisdom child.

by MemeNerd_69420 August 11, 2019