Thing

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Look, a thing! Don't like it? Try it in a different place, at a different Time(TM).

It's a thing.

James-"Sorry I'm late, I had to sort out a thing some time ago."
Michael-*Turning dramatically*
Michael-"But what is time?"
*Vsauce music*

by Some Person Called Rimor December 18, 2019

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Thinging

A point in time where one whom was not a fan of a certain celebrity, has now shown affection for said celebrity.

A verb form of thing.

Person A) Damn, they're hot
Person B) You did the thing! You're thinging

by Z3phyr January 17, 2022

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Don't jackass the thing

Do not sabotage the situation by engaging in risky behavior that will jeapordise the greater good. Popular used by the prime minister of trinidad and tobago to warn citizens during covid lockdown.

Don't jackass the thing by going to zezzer parties during lockdown.

by anonymous November 23, 2021

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Thing 1

One of the Cat in the Hat’s alien slaves who does not have a name and is labeled thing 1

Guy 1: Have you seen thing 1
Guy 2: Yeah he’s sleeping in the back of Cat in the Hats flying car.

by EpicLLama May 1, 2021

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Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO

No it isn't Jordan! No it isn't! This is You trying to reframe what constitutes belief to justify taking all of that Christian money. To believe in THE CHRISTIAN GOD is to believe that THE THINGS IN THE BOOK DID, ARE, AND WILL HAPPEN, Jordan. Is the Christian God THERE Jordan. Is it THERE and does it have the attributes it is depicted to have in the bible OR.... OR... IS IT NOT THERE, Jordan? Is that A THING THAT YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK THAT THE CREATURE IS THERE? IS THAT A THING YOU THINK OR DO YOU NOT THINK THAT? ARE YOU A BOY OR ARE YOU A GIRL, JORDAN?

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO! Ok!? So if I don't actually believe in God, then, actually believing in God isn't actually believing in God, OK!? Believing in God is something else entirely! Now... Ok!? You can't just ACTUALLY BELIEVE that God is THERE... You gotta... You gotta, like, grapple with the IDEA that it MIGHT be there! And then you gotta interpret the book so that WHATEVER YOU DO... Is doing the Book! Even if you contradict yourself AND THE BOOK! Right!? See, God (and by extension all higher-order abstractions) is whatever I need to do be, moment to moment, for me to maintain a certain level of moral superiority. So, maturity? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment. Belief? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment? God? You got it! Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment."

by Hym Iam May 21, 2024

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