shower floor

Most commonly visited place of the clumsy.

Damn! Not the shower floor again!

by Lonely Black Heart July 13, 2003

slacker shower

Where a person would spray Axe deodorant all over himself or herself instead of taking a shower or bath, masking the person's body odor with the Axe deodorant.

This bum is taking a slacker shower. He's spraying Axe all over himself. Thing is, he still stinks.

by Genuine Nerd May 18, 2010

passport shower

I read this post on facebook this morning by Mbugua Julie: In kenya living in the slum U acquire a sense of humour ''taking a passport shower''-washing face only due to water shortage. An unimaginable situation for me in the U.S.A.

There's not enough water today so I'm going to take a passport shower. (not hot water, just WATER, period.)

by PatS. June 16, 2012

tramp shower

Sometimes necessary if there's no time to have a proper shower.
Involves standing in the bath with a flannel/sponge, running it under the tap or dipping it in a bowl, and having a quick sponge bath.

Person1: Oh crap I have no time to have a shower :(
Person2: Have a tramp shower then :L
Person1: Good plan!

by butterfly992 April 7, 2010

DBA Shower

The average shower a database Administrator (DBA) takes prior to showing up and sucking at their respective job. Which consists of excessive amounts of cologne/body spray to hide the fact they have not showered in weeks, and wreak of curry.

Tim: Lets hit the bar after hockey practice

Joe: No way Ill smell like total ass bro

Tim: Just take a DBA shower

Joe: Good idea, bitches love Axe Body spray

by DuBsquared June 12, 2013

muppet shower

To Shower with a muppet. To Shower with a person that is extremely hairy. To Misspell Muppet Show.

I took a shower with my husband. He is so hairy, we took a muppet shower

by Lo-G January 3, 2008

Shower curtain

A needy woman who clings to you because you got her a bit wet.

"I looked at some woman's profile on pof.com and now I get a message from her every fucking day.

She's like a shower curtain. Get it a bit wet and it doesn't leave you alone."

by Rumpleforeskin July 11, 2012