J-Lude

The feeling of exhaustion, euphoria, and happiness you get after having sex with someone whose name starts with J. Like quaaludes, being with them is addicting.

friend: you were with Jeff again last night? You’re obsessed with that guy!

Me: I’m addicted to the J-lude

by GreenIrishEyes January 18, 2019

Mollie J

My gay bff who fucks dicks and sucks pussys for a living

Mollie J is my gay bff

by Exploding dolphins123 February 10, 2019

J-Hope

A literal ball of sunshine and positivity. He can make you smile immediately and is full of hope.

Someone: ”What makes you happy?”
Me: ”J-Hope.”

by Hoseoksmilingismyaesthetic September 27, 2018

J&T

Jizzin tonic,

A drink made of tanqueret or Bombay sapphire gin, tonic , and a splash of pineapple juice served with a slice of lime

Can I please get a J&T , a jizzin tonic ...

by Progrocker333 June 9, 2018

j-mizzle

J-Mizzle is the prettiest and funniest girl out of the group. She's the friend from Australia with a great personality. She has some-what popularity, but she has many friends. J-Mizzle is interested in many different sports (Mainly netball) and she loves to flirt with guys. She has a good sense of humour and always has your back. She can be a bit annoying, but no one really seams to care. J-Mizzle also has a reputation of burping quite good. Having a J-Mizzle friend is honestly the best friend you can have.

"Did you see J-Mizzle walk past?"
"My friend is called J-Mizzle!"

by J-Mizzleeeee June 23, 2019

j dot

A j dot is a weird guy/girl that doesn't speak in group conversations, a j dot usually clings to a group of people that are of a higher social status.

Other ways of saying j dot :
Jade
Jadey

you are a j dot

by Steven Brown x June 28, 2019

J. Crane

A selfish prick who ignores his friends and social life to attend to his own douchebag desires. ;)

J. Crane will leave in the center of an orgasm just to go masturbate.

by Luke Skeleto July 1, 2019