man who will eat his own nuts

someone who plays brawl stars and wants to fuck the girls in the game

Mr P: "There goes a man who will eat his own nuts."
Mr S: " Golly you're right, it's your DAD!"

by hyperpornstardicksexwithdillpi February 15, 2020

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I like you for who you are

Something you say to a hot girl to make her think that u like her for her personality and not her looks.

Kim: Do u just like me because of my body?
Andrew: NO, i like you for who you are.
Kim: O thats great, I love you Andrew. Let's have sex now.

by Killa Casper May 29, 2004

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wouldn't you know who won the pony

refers to the story told by Jim Cornette when a local wrestling promoter , faced with declining attendance , rigged a lottery to give a way a pony so his son won it , so we did not lose money on the deal . As a result anything is is obviously rigged is referred to as wouldn't you know who won the pony .

Billy got picked to be hall monitor again .
Well Wouldn't you know who won the pony

by BellasaurusTheJust July 21, 2019

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Mike who cheese hairy

Jamari got a big ass dick -signed mrclapmari

Penis is big Mike who cheese hairy.

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Even I don’t know who to root for

What you say when caught in the middle between 2 of your enemies/unpleasant problems personified as people

When you don’t know what’s worse or better in a situation determinate of 2 or more parties

*uncle and stepdad fighting over who’s going to Molest the 14 yr old daughter

Daughter: tf ?

God: even i don’t know who to root for

by ben&scarys October 6, 2022

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