vagina monster

One who has mastered the art of the clitoris
pussy twat eater master pleaser the man

John" ahhh, catch your breath first, but was it good?...."
Tiffany " babe, you're the vagina monster!"

by Jewbacabra November 14, 2015

Vagina Magnet

In reference to an article of female clothing that highlights the groin region in an unflattering way. Quite often, but not always, a vagina magnet may result in Camel Toe.

Alternate: A certain male (or female) that is so incredibly attractive that they find themselves constantly surrounded by women. These women seemingly appear without effort on behalf of the vagina magnet.

"I have to return that bathing leopard print bikini I bought the other day. It was a little too small. Kind of a vagina magnet if you know what I mean."

Alternate: "That one guy I work with is such a vagina magnet. He seriously must get laid all the time"

by NinaMagnet July 22, 2012

Vagina Happy

A phrase used to describe how happy someone is feeling at the current time, more commonly abbreviated to 'v happy'.

"Gosh Casey, I'm vagina happy/ v happy for you!!"

by Vhappy October 16, 2014

raging vagina

Anyone acting like a pussy, or a crazy, moody girl on her period.

My girlfriend smacked me because I didn't cry in The Notebook, she's acting like a raging vagina.

by akim128 September 4, 2009

sports vagina

a feminane version of a sports motorcycle, usually riden by ex harley davidson owners who fail to live up to the stature of being a manly biker on a manly motorcycle.

Cant believe that donkey traded in his harley for a sports vagina, manistly!!!

by young team January 28, 2014

vagina product

1) A "feminine" product (such as tampons or pads).

2) Any regular product specifically catered or marketed towards women.

1) My girlfriend suddenly had her period and needed me to get her some vagina products.

2) Even though I'm a guy and Luna bars are a total vagina product, I can't help myself from eating them.

by Peter W.N. May 26, 2009

Sleepy Vagina

A serious condition occurring in women who, while wearing extremely tight shorts, find themselves in a sitting position for an extended period of time, causing their vagina to nearly fall asleep.

On the way home, traffic was so bad that I developed an almost untreatable case of sleepy vagina.

by henrytheviii August 30, 2011