Urban Dictionary

An online dictionary where every word has to do with something sexual.

started in 1999 and was good up until 2003 when stupid teens on drugs decided to define their made up sex words.

Person 1: wanna read some urban dictionary definitions so we can get help on our english homework?
Person 2: bro we're gonna get in trouble all the definitions have something to do with sex
Stupid teenager that overheard conversation: LOL u mean Urban DICKtionary?

by dsdfdsd October 24, 2019

Urban Dictionary

A website to find common and uncommon slang defintions. Urban Dictionary uses words that don't exist, are offensive or are racist to define other words. Made up gibberish is commonly used to define other made up gibberish. Racism is rampant as well as predjudicial concepts and ideas.

Let's login to Urban Dictionary and make up new words.

by //][ November 1, 2014

Urban Dictionary

The best website in the world u should try it sometime
James: sends a message to the girl saying I use the urban dictionary

girl: messages oh James want to fuck

Urban Dictionary more like the knew pornhub

by Mason9180 November 30, 2020

Urban Bonfire

Creating a bonfire inside of a small or medium sized charcoal grill on a front or back porch. Primarily practiced in urban environments due to most city's laws that forbid open fire pits.

Let's go steal some wood from that fence by the dumpster, put it in the grill, and have an Urban Bonfire.

by urbanbuckeye March 29, 2009

Urban Dictionary

A profane website where young teenagers hold their erect penises in one hand while their other hand furiously informs the world of foolishly prepubescent gobbledegook using a keyboard and a mouse, although how they manage to use both at the same time with only one hand is unfathomably irrelevant. It should be noted that while the information including the way in which women are able to hold erect penises has been omitted, Urban Dictionary is not a censored website. That information has been left out, on purpose, even though we're positive that you're just dying to know. Perverts...

Urban Dictionary: Ages Puberty to Maturity. Recommended for those under the age of 18 who suffer from extreme boredom or a lack of general teenage knowledge. Side effects may include increased ass holishness and a definite decline in IQ and/or levels of maturity. Best used during day time hours.

by TheOfficiallyOfficialOfficial November 30, 2011

urban wasteland

Where words rejected by Urban Dictionary are banished to.

The staff didn't like my word putzpot and sent it to the urban wasteland.

by tirtle January 13, 2017

urban dictionary

the place you type random words and somehow there are many definitions of it.

For example, your name.

Jack, we will type in the search bar... BOOM! there are many definitions of an average "Jack."

also, I know you have typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm into google or urban dictionary and found "that" definition.

Andy: Today, I'm gonna type qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp into the search bar of urban dictionary!
Hunter: You're bored, right?
Andy: Yeah, I guess...
Hunter: good thing I'm gonna type zxcvbnmasdfghjklqwertyuiop cuz I'm bored as well!

by A_Formal_Fart November 11, 2020