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Two Shots of Vodka

Phrased used to describe a mixed drink that has an absurd amount of alcohol in it.
Dude, why aren't you finishing that drink?

I'm try man, this shit's got two shots of vodka in it.
by Komrade_Krunch June 10, 2019
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Two All Beef

When someone over uses a term or a joke when making fun of some one..

When you do not have a come back when someone tells a joke..
Me: Hey Kheaven, I can see myself in your Forehead...
Kheaven: HAHA.. Two All Beef!!
by Italyboy546 August 6, 2011
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Two-Wheels Danny

A squeaky voiced dumbshit that is like Adam Sandler in Water Boy that races Lawnmowers on a daily basis and is still struggling through puberty at the age of 69
Look at Two-Wheels Danny ridin that mower nigga ass.
by PinkPussyTom May 20, 2016
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Tommy Two Shits

If you've had one shit, they've had two.
yeah you know "so'n'so" from down the road, they're a right tommy two shits
by MrSnufflesTB November 29, 2021
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Two Dicks Deep

When you're to busy
Sorry Susan I cant hang out this weekend I'm two dicks deep in homework
by Rinucard April 10, 2019
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Two-rufie fuck

Someone who is so ugly you give them a rufie and take one yourself so you won't remember having sex either.
No one in the bar was under 300 pounds and had more than twenty teeth; the were all two-rufie fucks.
by South Pool Hog April 17, 2011
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two-body problem

a situation in which an academic must choose between giving priority to his/her career or his/her significant other, especially with regard to his/her location of residence;

relocating to an institution based on proximity to one's significant other at the cost of prestige, or relocating for a prestigious position at the expense of one's relationship with his/her significant other;

a system whose solution gives the equations of geographic motion of an academic and his/her significant other, often solvable by separation into center of mass motion and displacement vector motion
-"She chose UC-Irvine over MIT?"
-"Yeah, it's a two-body problem. Her boyfriend works at UCLA."
by Rayleigh–Bénard March 30, 2013
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