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Two Dicks Deep

When you're to busy
Sorry Susan I cant hang out this weekend I'm two dicks deep in homework
by Rinucard April 10, 2019
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Two All Beef

When someone over uses a term or a joke when making fun of some one..

When you do not have a come back when someone tells a joke..
Me: Hey Kheaven, I can see myself in your Forehead...
Kheaven: HAHA.. Two All Beef!!
by Italyboy546 August 6, 2011
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Two Headed Nickel

A homosexual who also has kids. Usually referring to a male. Works in tandem with the phrase “three dollar bill”.
He is not just a three dollar bill, because he has kids, he’s a two headed nickel.
by Zo Spinelli February 24, 2021
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Tennessee Two-Step

When you impregnate a girl you met last night at the bar and then leave an upper decker in her toilet the next morning.
Paul got lucky last night, took this girl home and gave her the Tennessee Two-Step by morning.
by TN Decker July 21, 2019
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tony two bags

Nickname for the waste of money Anthony Rendon, who plays for the Los Angeles Angels.
Tony two bags finally got a hit after going hit less for the whole season.
by Hartaka May 19, 2023
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two tone earthworm

Two tone earthworm: when two men of diffrent races/ethnicity engage in docking.
I walked in the bathroom and thoes dudes were choking a two tone earthworm.
by Irishbackrub March 24, 2017
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The two finger crunch

After a sustained period of double fingering a girl. One can be left with a sticky mess of bodily fluid connecting the fore and middle fingers.

If left to dry and harden, one can wake up with the "Two finger crunch".

The two finger crunch is more specifically the sensation and noise when the dried fingers are snapped apart.

Similar to the crunch sound a Kit Kat makes when separating two biscuit fingers.
"I madly fingered her all night, she was crazy into it. Although I woke up with the two finger crunch"
by kiwiguntman June 5, 2014
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