Similar to a Cincinnati Bowtie, a turkey helmet is the act of sitting on a face, with your nutsack and dang on the other party's neck. Preferably, your asshole will be atop the point of the victim's nose. In this position, your scrote resting on the neck will look like a turkey's fleshy neck.
After that fucker that disrespected me at my own party passed out, I pulled down my pants and gave that dicksucker a serious Turkey Helmet. Talk about hilarity!
by Ace September 1, 2008
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by DrOk63 February 27, 2003
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turkle
• turklet
• turkleton
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• Turkle Neck
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To apply comic relief to an otherwise serious situation.
Also has sexual connotations (see "Tap the turkey")
Also has sexual connotations (see "Tap the turkey")
George: "I swear if you do that again i'll kick you in the groin"
Innocent quick whitted bystander: "Work the the turkey" (childish voice)
Innocent quick whitted bystander: "Work the the turkey" (childish voice)
by Moop December 3, 2004
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Last night I fucked Kayla and stuffed her with cock but tonight, I'm turkey stuffing her tonight til she is filled and stuffed.
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by KyleRM December 29, 2007
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