A term coined by Ryan Haywood a.k.a. "The Mad King" of Achievement Hunter for savage, poultry drive sex. It begins with wild turkey, and it ends with sex in a bed.
by Im Case December 13, 2014
Get the Catching the Crazy Turkeymug. john: meet me at the back of the gym, i have your parents ground up into chili in my backpack
peter: shut up you turkey tit
peter: shut up you turkey tit
by knuckers1 May 24, 2009
Get the turkey titmug. by Turkey Juice January 22, 2008
Get the turkey juicemug. n.
the ensuing mark placed on a human forehead, the result of a female smacking her vaginal lips onto said forehead. must be conducted by female with excessivly long "drapes". the female-generated form of the mushroom stamp. name give for the resemblance to slapping a patch of skin with a turkey's wattle (excess skin around/under the neck/beak). A distant cousing to the french dip.
the ensuing mark placed on a human forehead, the result of a female smacking her vaginal lips onto said forehead. must be conducted by female with excessivly long "drapes". the female-generated form of the mushroom stamp. name give for the resemblance to slapping a patch of skin with a turkey's wattle (excess skin around/under the neck/beak). A distant cousing to the french dip.
She leaned in for the french dip but then opted to slam her giner onto my forehead, giving me one hell of a turkey stamp that lasted a week!!
by roach, Guuder, B to the Z July 20, 2008
Get the turkey stampmug. by Hamas Al-hazir December 27, 2006
Get the arabian turkey gogglesmug. by Stjimmy December 13, 2014
Get the catching the crazy turkeymug. After drinking a gallon and a half of Wild Turkey Whiskey; the next day you find that the hot chick you took home is not a chick.
Dude 1 Did you see the dude lip locking that hot chick.
Dude 2 Yo dude That's no chick that's a Wild Turkey Surprise.
Dude 2 Yo dude That's no chick that's a Wild Turkey Surprise.
by dumb ethel April 20, 2011
Get the wild turkey surprisemug.