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Don't Touch The Poop

Don't Touch The Poop is a term used amongst followers of Lolcows like Chris Chan, Cyraxx and Daniel Larson as a golden rule of sorts when it comes to their antics online. The act itself is referred to as "Poop Touching" and the people who often engage in Poop Touching are considered Weens

The phrase means to avoid interacting or any other kind of engagement with Lolcows as it usually doesn't result in the reaction you are looking for and more than likely it will also have some sort of negative consequence such as being doxed by more efficient trolls or by the Lolcow themselves.
Person 1: "Yo I'm gonna DM Cyraxx and tell him I'm a girl that thinks he's hot! Won't that be so funny?!"

Person 2: "Thats a stupid fucking idea dude. Don't touch the poop."
by kfc_manager__ May 15, 2025
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-touches femur bone-

This term is used in a role play situation. Mostly used by furries the term, “touches femur bone” is used in a formal role play situation.
Bob: Howdy, you lookin darn tootin cute. Furry: -touches femur bone-
by stalebagel February 14, 2021
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When something is very deep, usually in reference to snow. Or the depth equivalent to the distance from the ground to a 9 foot Indian's butthole.
The snow was touch hole deep to a 9ft Indian.
by AKD527!! June 9, 2024
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Satan's touch

When you're taking a shit and the turd falls forward and touches the tip of your dick
Bruh, I just dropped a massive shit and felt Satan's touch. I'ma need a whole new dick now
by Your Mom692 February 8, 2023
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0 Touches

When a player plays a game of Australian Rules Football and does not register a single stat.
'Did you hear about Jack on the weekend? He had 0 touches.'
by Chickenschnitzel August 6, 2018
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imma touch you

when yo friend boutta do sum freaky shi
guy 1: "yo wsg bro"

guy 2: "imma touch you"
by MLGYolofade March 22, 2024
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