Tool

Christofer Drew Ingle, lead singer of Never Shout Never!

/looks at picture of Chris covering his nipples
"God, what a tool."

by OtterKnowsBest May 30, 2009

Toolin'

Super, ultra cool.

Man, that concert was toolin'!

by TOOLINGAL March 25, 2004

tool

person who schedules their social habits such as drinking or smoking up.

Lindsay and Katie are huge tools for scheduling their drinking time yesterday... and are now toolboxes because they also schedule their smoke ride to follow.

by dmbdon29 December 15, 2008

tool

a slang term for a fireman
usually a pistol of some sort

tool on deck
when u see me bruh u kno i'm tooled up

by mrd1 September 29, 2007

toolish

Crazy, trippy images or people or creatures. Usually dark and bizarre, like a Tool video.

"I must be tripping! Everything looks all... Toolish!"

by matt October 23, 2003

tool

A person who is a complete round-about. Someone who tinkers or toys with things for no reason. Someone who fixes things that aren't broken or who just wanders around without being aware of their surroundings.

"How come he doesn't see us waving?"

"He's toolish by nature."

by dredlockpolitics April 14, 2006

TOOL BAG

BRITT WHOLER and/or ANDY MANESS

When someone's acting really gay (thinks his subaru is a mercedes benz, thinks speaking in aim talk is legit, and has a huge schnoz) they can also be be referred to as a subychild, they are a TOOL BAG.
AND/OR
when someone has really gay flo... stubbornly continues to think he is 100% man despite the fact that his voice is so high he undeniably has a vagine, they are a TOOL BAG.

by gayness123 October 16, 2008