Skywalk Duck

Someone who is gayer than a duck.

You may mock gay duck science, but it's not quackery up to 20 per cent of duck pairings are homosexual and Skywalk Duck are gayer than any of them.

by leanonme- December 9, 2020

duck yard

When your iPhone decides to auto-correct fucktard.

Damn it, I said FUCKTARD...not duck yard.

by Taylorjeans November 7, 2014

Duck flatulence

If it smells like a duck, sounds like a duck... It might be a quack-sounding fart

Heather had terrible duck flatulence that Polly thought they were at a pond

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum August 11, 2016

Irrelevant duck

Savannah Seay

You irrelevant duck!

by Nochfshrd July 10, 2017

ducking fumb

The elementary term for fucking dumb.

Did you see how ducking fumb that substitute for math was.

by TOXICM8 June 7, 2016

Duck Scrubber

A hippie who gets a degree in environmental sciences and believes that animals lives are more valuable than a humans. They usually drive a Subaru or Prius and can be found at farmers markets or animal rescue shelters when they are not at work as an environmental inspector for a regulatory agency in the construction industry. The female of the species is usually overweight and quite ugly with a sour disposition. The male is typically thin in build, sporting a man bun and generally friendly though annoying. Avoid at all times.

Superintendent:
Our constuction site was shut down today because the duck scrubbers think they heard a nesting bird in the area.

Project Manager:
That just cost us a hundred grand!

by Notahippie July 4, 2017

fudgie duck

A fart that sounds like a duck quacked and simultaneously shat diarrhea.

Karla made a fudgie duck. The inside of her pants must be awfully brown now.

by JohnnyMcCool November 10, 2015