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Critical Identity Theory

Ray Blanchards definition of what's wrong with modern day society
Critical Identity Theory is easily defined in the National Institute of Health a government board committee.
by AlphaEpsilon September 8, 2023
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A theory about what happens after death. According to this theory, when a person dies, they are not judged by a god or higher power, but by an ancient scroll that falls from the darkness. The scroll contains every action they’ve ever taken good and bad and the soul is forced to relive all their mistakes and moments of cruelty. If they lived with kindness, they fade away peacefully. But if they lived selfishly or hurt others, they are trapped forever, endlessly reliving their wrongdoings in a cycle of regret.
After hearing about The Scroll of Judgment Theory, I’m starting to think that all the bad stuff I’ve done might come back to haunt me when I die
by pseudonymXYX February 9, 2025
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The Ella Theory

when you’re the straightest of the group but have a thing for a woman named zooey or you’re in a discord group that watches movies BUT NEVER JOINS IN TO WATCH THE MOVIES!!!
you’ve also been kicked out of faniston twitter 😏
The Ella Theory is honestly the most unproblematic and most simple theory!
by fanistonnn March 13, 2022
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ball pen theory

the Ball Pen Theory:the 珠珠 of ball pen can reduce friction, therefore can write more neatly, stop using 墨水筆 because our finger muscles have already degraded to one year old baby level
according to ball pen theory, the 珠珠of ball pen can reduce friction
by sin gui December 14, 2022
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Chinese Box Theory

A mysterious virus found in chinese females boxes. In 2021 a man became infected with the Chinese Box Flu, infected all of america and killed everyone
YOOOO BRO DID YOU HEAR ABOUT REY? HE WAS PATIENT ZERO OF THE CHINESE BOX THEORY
by clifsamuels December 10, 2021
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orange peal theory

When you ask another person to do a small task for you, like pealing an orange or asking them to tie your shoe for you. Both of these are tasks that you can do by yourself, the real test is how they respond to you. If they respond with “you can do it your self” then they are not willing to do small tasks for you and will most likely fail to do larger ones for you in the future. However if they do it immediately or do it willingly then they pass the test.
Orange peal theory example:
WRONG❌
Girl: “hey baby can you help me tie my hair up?”
Boy “ no you can do it yourself”

RIGHT✅
Girl “hey baby can you help me tie my hair up?”
Boy “idk how to but I’ll try and help”
by Tyler_Smith December 16, 2023
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lil bro big bro theory

When neokcs puts a face urban dictionary screenshot in a video.
"That could be his brother playing" - lil bro big bro theory
by ihatenickels February 25, 2025
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