Cat Theory 

The Cat Theory....

A cat chases, catches, plays with, tortures, then kills, and finally eats a rat. That is how cats act/behave.

The celebrity and sometimes mainstream media, the rag mags, and their online sites....chase and catch a story or person that is bad/toxic......play with that story/person......torture (suck the money out of featuring) that story/person......AND when that story/person can't make the media any more money......they finally kill and eat (destroy) that toxic story/person!

The Octomom is living proof of the cat theory; she is being used by the media and will be destroyed WHEN the time comes that she can't make much money for them. Actually, the destruction has already begun.

The balloon boy parents are another example of the cat theory in action.

Cat Theory by Peanut Santiago October 21, 2010

Cat Theory 

The theory that women are like cats, in the way that when you go to pet a cat, it doesn't want anything to do with you, but when you give a cat no attention, it comes and cuddles with you. The same goes for a woman and the amount of attention you give them.

How did you bag Sara bro? She's a 10!

Cat Theory Bro. Ignored her for two weeks. Works every time.

Cat Theory by bacondeliguava July 19, 2016

3 cat theory

A theory that encapsulates Jesus Christ in a shell, relates to the KGB member in the light beyond the oceans. 3 cat theory.

Tom in the movie relate to the 3 cat theory.

3 cat theory by Jack Hagan November 8, 2018

The Black Cat Theory

The depth of darkness—that is, Blackness in cats and humans—is often the target of hate, treated as unlucky, dangerous, or unlovable (i.e., socially devalued or feared). This prejudice echoes, extending into other areas such as clothing, housing, or cultural expression, instead of being recognized for what it truly is: a force that cancels any pseudo-light (false, superficial, or performative forms of “goodness”). It exists as its antithesis, with heightened awareness—forcing the fool to confront a reality not of its own making and realize it stands on a lower staircase than the darkness. This reaction is not about reality, but about societal bias, superstition, delusion, and fear (the mechanisms by which perceived inferiority is projected).

“She’s the only black girl here. Always quiet too probably angry. Let’s not talk to her.” - The Black Cat Theory

The Black Cat Theory by Vslbyss December 19, 2025

Cat Chest Theory 

The Reboot Van mentioned it

*post a image of a cat in a chest*

"cat chest theory mentioned"

Cat Chest Theory by Urban John Dictionary March 27, 2024

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020