Jason

Jason is short, white, ripped man with a backwards baseball cap and is 100% a fucking tool. Probably plays lacrosse or is at least a rich bastard going to USC on a fake lacrosse scholarship.

1: Yo, did you hear Jason got caught up in that USC scandal?
2: of course he did, he’s dumb as a brick and can’t pkay for shit.

by Uscjason March 30, 2019

jason and mason

a couple who loves having sex all day

jason and mason love sex

by nbhg October 24, 2023

Jason Massara

A goated ass teacher that let's you use your phones in class and gave me half his pretzel one time. Also a hardcore Republican

Jason Massara is goated

by GEMGD22_22 August 5, 2025

Jason Finney

Fun but no bulls**t!!!

Be honest..Jason Finney is fun but he doesn't deal with no bulls**t!!!

by Johnny Quest 22 November 1, 2021

Jason

Jason is the king of potatoes, and is most likely irish.

p1-omg is that Jason!
p2-Omg Yeah! He probably has so many potatoes!!

by NoOneInParticullar May 28, 2022

Jason

•He has so hot body.
•He has sexy and at the same time cute

voice.
•He has good personality.
•He is sweet with the girls.
•He is funny.
•He is adorable.
•He never hurts anyone.

In conclusion, YOU NEED A GUY LIKE HIM!

Jason!

by Angel_06 January 10, 2018

Jason

JASON is the definition of gay.

Example: Jason walks into a bar and you see him and automatically think wow he is gay!

by Jas0n b0rne April 11, 2024