January 13

National Simp day. January 13 is the day that the boys pipe up, shoot their shot, and kiss their crush. Or if you already have a girlfriend, show her some affection, give her a hug and a kiss, tell her she's beautiful.

Girl: 'Oh hey Jake wha-"
boy: "*kisses*
girl:"wtf!!!"
boy: " im sorry. didnt you hear? its January 13, national simp day."
girl: "ohhh okay."

by CarmelxCow January 12, 2021

January 10

Corpse Husband’s (second) birthday.

Literally Everyone: It’s January 10, HAPPY BIRTHDAY CORPSE!
Corpse: It’s not my birthday.

by I don’t even know. January 11, 2021

January 39

This date does not exist, is you were born on this date you do not exist. YOUR LIFE IS A LIE!

Person 1: Yo I was born on January 39
Person 2: you do not exist you dirty demon

Person 1: ah

by AWeirdUmbrella January 5, 2021

January 4

This day Is a holy day. It is know that on this day we celebrate National Grape Day. This message was brought to you by Pakistan

What is January 4
National grape day

by SavorOFpakistan October 1, 2020

January 18th

annoy tf out of your tall friends.

oh hey its january 18th i can annoy my tall friends

by ur mom............... January 17, 2022

January 22

if you were born on this day your crush has to get you a present.🎁💝

On January 22 your crush will get you a gift.

by hannahmontana01 December 19, 2020

January 23

Girl Bsf has to twerk on video to show real friendship

Guy bsf: hey can u twerk?
Girl bsf: ew no

Guy bsf: its january 23rd
Girl bsf: oh, ok

by Vissonnnn January 22, 2022