Accordion Face

When a male or female has an attractive face from the side, but when viewed from the front their face is thin and unattractive, as if someone has squashed their face inwards (much like a compressed accordion ). An inverse would be a face that is fine from the side, but is wide and unattractive when viewed from the front (much like an outstretched accordion).

Human #1: Hey girl.
Human #2: Hmm? *turns towards*
Human #1: Oh damn.
Human #2: What?
Human #1: You have one hell of an accordion face.
Human #2: Dick.

by Skeletimothy June 22, 2015

McFriend Face

McFriend Face is a term for a friendly faced neighbourhood cat.

it's just a McFriend Face dicking with some tuna, Jean

by O'hara22 July 7, 2010

Whoppi Faced

A Very Ugly Situation. A reference to comedian, actress and talk-show host Whoppi Goldberg's looks.

"When you lose control of a volatile situation, shit can get Whoppi Faced really quickly."

by CrimewaveExitStrategey January 10, 2016

Fro Face

A Fro Face Is Alot Of Hair On Your Face That Look Like Pubes.

Ashley Has A Fro Face.

by Fro Hoe(: September 22, 2010

crab face

A person whose eyes are spread to far apart

Mr. Jones has crab face.

by Big Mama Vaz October 13, 2016

chernobyl face

a person who has a jacked up face because it looks like they went through chernobyl and there face became distorted by all the nuclear power plant debris

Austins face is so jack hideous, definitely a chernobyl face.

by pkchlojob January 22, 2014

hmd face

When you have been in Virtual Reality for so long, that when you take off your Head Mount Display, there is a red outline around your face.

After getting out of VR, I looked in the mirror and saw I had an HMD face

by mcp_driver July 28, 2017