fish mong

When a girls on her period and you collect the blood from her tampon or pad then put it in a feezer and then use it as cold icy lube to masturbate

What did you do last night
(Fish mong)

by Fishmonglover February 21, 2017

Napoleon fish

a giant fish with a boob attached to its head

its a napoleon fish

by iddunno July 19, 2020

Drunk-fished

When an individual appears to be more attractive due to your current state of intoxication. The individual is not as attractive (or not at all attractive) to you when you are sober

Will: Yo, I slid by that girl's crib last night

Tyrone: You mean that shawty from the club?

Will: Yeah, her. I didn't know it was her at first tho, she looked way better at the club.

Tyrone: we were all wasted bro, you got drunk-fished. She looked better because you were drunk.

Will: *facepalms* swear I need to stop drinking.

by Niggacatt18 March 16, 2020

fish split

the act of getting an axe to split that pussy in half for orgasmic pleasure

bitch shut yo ass up before i fish split yo ol stank baby cave

by the101mahamad June 11, 2015

Furry fish

When each bodily hole is blocked so that not air may enter a bike pump is readily inserted into the recital cavity amongst all of the asshole hair (giving its name furry fish). When the air is pumped into the body the pressure within increases exponentially causing the internal temperature and pressure to increase creating a plasmolyzed environment in which nuclear fusion can occur. Thus creating an internal energy generator.

Earth is running out of energy quick, perhaps a furry fish may solve the problem

by Jack McCarthdog June 4, 2019

digit fishing

an attempt to get one's facebook friends to give them your number by simply "losing one's phone" and creating a group and inviting everyone on your friend list into a group to get all the allegedly lost numbers back

guy 1: dude, john lost his phone for the third time this month
guy 2: no way man, he's digit fishing, you should see some of his facebook friends

by zbizzle34 February 21, 2009

fish-pooh

A children's form of name-calling: Fish=bass; pooh=turd. Therefore, bastard, or son of a bitch.

Look what you did, you fish-pooh.

by Little Iodine March 21, 2008