12 Year Old Girl: I have depression! I’m so sad!
Person Online: No you don’t.
12 Year Old Girl: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Person Online: No you don’t.
12 Year Old Girl: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by cloud is cool February 28, 2021
Get the Depressionmug. this is a cry for help… i am gonna kill myself and I’m trying to leave people out there to know, I don’t deserve these thoughts, I’m only 10, my parents make it worse and my therapist ruined more.
by Softiena November 18, 2022
Get the depressionedmug. by Depressed Ducko November 23, 2020
Get the depressed duckomug. it’s when you can’t escape from the own sadness in your mind that it becomes so strong, that your body learns to block out the pain and you can’t feel it any more. you become so numb. this can also lead into self harm. like cutting to get a feeling in your body. or killing yourself because you’ve just blocked up so much pain that your body can’t handle it any more, and one day it just all comes back and you don’t know how to cope.
“Your daughter has depression”
by literal psychopath July 26, 2018
Get the depressionmug. When you develop a depression so deep within you due to being employed at Dan’s that don’t realize you’re depressed until other people point it out. You begin to lash out at self checkout customers for not knowing the store code for bagels and begin sabotaging grocery carts in response. A severe mental disorder, those afflicted should not be approached unless a natural disaster occurs, in which they will begin praying for an apocalypse.
I’ve worked at Dan’s for far too long, I believe I have been infected with Dan’s Depression. Just last week I lashed out at a customer for telling me to have a good day.
by JRdanbury February 18, 2019
Get the Dan’s Depressionmug. When you suffer from MDD (depression), some days are better than others. You may feel fine one day, but the next day you'll feel like you want to die.
The following is a "scale" of how a depressed person's days can go. To make this less confusing, the person will be referred to as "Bob."
The following is a "scale" of how a depressed person's days can go. To make this less confusing, the person will be referred to as "Bob."
The Depression Scale
LEVEL ZERO: Good days
Bob exhibits absolutely no symptoms of depression, and may even appear quite happy.
LEVEL ONE: Standard days
Bob will appear fine on the outside, but on the inside he feels gloomy and disinterested. Don't expect him to tell you about it, though.
LEVEL TWO: Bad days
Things haven't been going well for Bob. Unlike level one where he just feels down, level two depression is where he actually has a reason to feel the way they does. He will most likely want to be alone, and will deflect all forms of conversation.
LEVEL THREE: Mental Breakdown
Bob has had an absolutely awful day and cannot suppress how he feels any longer. He'll tell just about anyone who's willing to lend an ear, and will probably start sobbing halfway through.
LEVEL FOUR: Self-harm
Bob feels so numb inside, he has resorted to physically hurting himself in order to feel something, anything. He doesn't care how dangerous it is for his health; he stopped caring about himself a long time ago.
LEVEL FIVE: Ending it all
Bob is done. He's been pushed around and bullied enough by the universe, and has decided that the only option left is to take his own life.
LEVEL ZERO: Good days
Bob exhibits absolutely no symptoms of depression, and may even appear quite happy.
LEVEL ONE: Standard days
Bob will appear fine on the outside, but on the inside he feels gloomy and disinterested. Don't expect him to tell you about it, though.
LEVEL TWO: Bad days
Things haven't been going well for Bob. Unlike level one where he just feels down, level two depression is where he actually has a reason to feel the way they does. He will most likely want to be alone, and will deflect all forms of conversation.
LEVEL THREE: Mental Breakdown
Bob has had an absolutely awful day and cannot suppress how he feels any longer. He'll tell just about anyone who's willing to lend an ear, and will probably start sobbing halfway through.
LEVEL FOUR: Self-harm
Bob feels so numb inside, he has resorted to physically hurting himself in order to feel something, anything. He doesn't care how dangerous it is for his health; he stopped caring about himself a long time ago.
LEVEL FIVE: Ending it all
Bob is done. He's been pushed around and bullied enough by the universe, and has decided that the only option left is to take his own life.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 7, 2021
Get the Depression Scalemug. that one shit in the toilet that after you exit the bathroom you feel like you were never depressed ever
by anonymous crow February 24, 2024
Get the depression shitmug.