DLA Test

Inspired by the Bechdel Test which measures women's representation in films, the DLA Test measures violence in movies. A story passes the DLA test when the hero doesn't kill any other character nor is violence the solution. It does not require the total absence of violence; the hero and others may have to deal with violence but brutal vengeance is disqualifying. Pixar films and Rom-Coms easily pass the DLA Test whereas nearly every superhero story fails.

Gran Torino is an excellent film where the hero martyrs himself. But his architected violence means it fails the DLA Test. It's too bad so many great movies fail the DLA Test, but maybe that says something about our violent culture.

by Corpania September 30, 2021

The Covid Test

It's a nasal sex position that's like face fucking, but for your nasal cavity and using your 8 inch covid stick of course. Not as deep as "the lobotomy" tho.

Nowhere near deep enough, but it's up there.

"Ugh it was damn near tickling my brain"
"Ah so you got the covid test too?"
"Yeah, I tried blowing my nose afterwards for relief but there was too much for regular tissues and I think some of it leaked down my throat."

"Wait...what???"

by Kitcattictac420 October 4, 2021

Test

Test

Test

by anonymous October 7, 2021

Test

I'm testing the functionality

"This is a functionality test."

by TheDespiscableMother October 8, 2021

test

when your teacher makes you answer 30 questions and half of the stuff you did not learn in class

hey teacher do we have a test today teacher says yes students sigh

by the_quit_kid October 12, 2021

Test

There are no Easter Eggs Up Here, Go Away.

Test-1: Test
Test-2: Test

by Hanonymouz October 17, 2021

PETH Test

PETH is a blood test that is not fda approved and used by the faa HIMS program as reason to take a pilots medical certificate away. The peth test is supposedly only 94% accurate and has ruined lives.

I lost my medical certificate due to a false positive peth test.

by Himsiscorrupt July 19, 2021